parkingstrange:

why are yall so dirty why do you do this

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

image

image bring me the booty

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versaceslut:

telapathetic:

this is literally the best argument ive ever read wow

ellie goulding needs to chill

spankmehardbarry:

me as im deleting ur blog

You won’t allow me to go to school.
I won’t become a doctor.
Remember this:
One day you will be sick.

Poem written by an 11 year old Afghan girl 

This poem was recorded in a NYT magazine article about female underground poetry groups in Afghanistan. An amazing article about the ways in which women are using a traditional two line poetry form to express their resistance to male oppression, their feelings about love (considered blasphemous).

Here’s the link

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ennish:

deneuveing:

lyrafay:

ask-queen-mikasa:

homosexual-titan:

THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING

This gives me life

How music changed from 2000-2013. 

i feel so fucking old right now…

Anyone else notice how more songs were in a minor key at the beginning of the video?



cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious


terrakion:

hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?



whiskeydrinking-operating:

How to catch a Grunt:

1. Select the proper bait.
2. Stand by.




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peaceblaster:

billidollarbaby:

"Bev-Brush" 6 oz. Paddle Hairbrush Flask

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What a time to be alive…

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priceofliberty:

Yo soy Groot.

missingtooth:

looking in the mirror after the anaconda video